Yes, They May Be Crazy, But Hey I'm A Little Crazy at Times
Things I've Learned Being Single
Food in the freezer has an expiration date for a reason.
Dating Really Bites
I can open a bottle of champagne by myself but all breakable objects are in extreme danger
Scissors still do just magically disappear and/or just walk off
You can clean up glass with a Shop-Vac in no time at all
Peace alone is sometimes better than an accompanied Uproar
That sometimes it's ok to have extra pieces left over after building furniture, most of the time it's not.
I can change a lightbulb by stacking two telephone books, my laptop and a few Microsoft Binders on my desk chair.
It is totally possible to spend an entire weekend from Friday night until Monday morning not talking to another person and be in high spirits.
A fantasy can last longer than most guys.
A car's tires need to have the air checked once in a while.
A bed is more fun with two.
The toilet seat can be down all the time.
Wearing Jewelry with crazy clasps, is totally unnecessary and out of the question to take off, (this stuff was definitly designed for women who have men to help)
There are men who want you to be weak with them but strong for them.
You can use a Staple Gun as a Hammer, but make sure it's not loaded!
Sometimes I love eating a bowl of cereal for dinner.
It's ok to ask for help.
Getting your oil changed is incredibly expensive on a European Car
Women are powerful.
Dating really Bites.
You can drink wine in any glass and anything is enjoyable in a wine glass.
Some men will hit on you even though they have no interest in seeing you again.
My life is busier and more full than I would have imagined a single person could be.
Some rental cars lock automatically if you step out of them even if the engine is running.
I really do want someone to tell me if i look fat in this dress.
And most of all, friends and family are very precious