Um except for the broad shouldered thing, sounds like you want a.................woman.

Buwhahahahahh

nawww... They don't have the right equipment!

hmmm leaves me out as I miss on 2, 22, 27, 45, 47, and 50.

Great list Steph... except for the following

Won't share secrets, actually can't
Good on birthdays, bad on most other days.
Don't like Mr Coffee. Only drink freshly made Americano's with 2 shots of espresso and a dollop of heavy cream
I love a woman's foot and ankle in fine Italian shoes, stockings or bare legs.
Not sarcastic
I am catholic and pick my nose.... But, was taught early on not to fling them at others.

I have to show this list to my SO... She thinks I am perfect. I keep telling her I am not.

1. Common Sense

Not much. But I get by.


2. Intelligence

I would like to say yes.


3. Sense of Humor

Ceoitenly!


4. Will laugh at my stupid jokes

I'll laugh at anything. In fact I am just now watching a really stupid but awfully funny Italian movie.


5. Opens doors

I _always_ open doors since that incident when I didn't.


6. Likes to write

Yes.


7. Have an opinion that's not mine

Very probably so.


8. Drinks coffee

I don't. But I could.


9. Can remember the punch line to jokes

I usually do.


10. Some wisdom

Does it have to be my own?


11. Wears Matching Socks

Matching what?


12. Can turn on a computer

Can't. I never turn off my computers if I can avoid it at all.


13. Spontaneous in bed

No comment.


14. Interested in a variety of activities

Yes, but it's more a variety than activities.


15. Likes his picture taken

No.


16. Not too tall, Not too short

Yes.


17. Able to ask for help

You'd be surprised how often.


18. Likes Kids

I think so.


19. Not overly religious

Hm... depends on what you mean. I go the shul every week, sometimes twice. And I don't eat certain things because of religion.


20. Willing to try new things

More like accepting that they happen.


21. Admit when he's wrong

I should really be able to do that.


22. Doesn't mind when I wake him up in the middle of the night to tell him about my dream

I'd enjoy it.


23. Loves all types of music

Not really. I am more into classical music, ragtime, blues, and anything older than the 60s.


24. Likes the water

Nothing against water per se, but wouldn't want to be in it.


25. Keeps up on some type of current events

Computer-related news, politics.


26. Will always look me in my eyes

Ouch.


27. Won't laugh at me when I'm mad

Hm...


28. Will be intimate in public sometimes

Ouch!


29. Has some sort of political stance

Oh, yes.


30. Is happy with his life

Always.


31. Curious about the world

Annoyingly so. And I don't know why but want to find out!


32. Go to a Spa with me

Not really.


33. Doesn't call his mom for advice on everything

Oops... when I hurt my foot a few weeks ago, at 12 midnight, I worried not, since I am my own man and know exactly what to do in these situations: I called my mom. It was 1 AM on the continent, but she told me what to do: go to a doctor. I did. That worked.


34. Willing to work hard

Things more like happen to me. But I have a good job.


35. Able to not give in to everything

Yes.


36. Likes Faith No More

What?


37. Knows how to tickle the right way

No comment.


38. Good Kisser

No comment.


39. Will brush my hair once in awhile without complaining

_Without_ complaining? No.


40. Will Share secrets

Always do.


41. Go shoe shopping with me

Can't do it on my own. I buy crap. Oh, I see what you mean. No.


42. Let me be in control sometimes

You'd be surprised how quickly I give up control in matters I know nothing about, like shoe shopping.


43. But not all the time

I have my principles.


44. Has Nice shoulders

I like mine. They are very polite.


45. Can remember birthdays and anniversaries

I once forgot my own.


46. Full of thoughtful surprises

Full of surprises, yes; but "thoughtful" is not the word.


47. Will buy new underwear when the old ones are nasty

I do that with shoes.


48. Sarcastic

Never! Who would be sarcastic!


49. Must love the Following movies:

Never heard of them. Except Fight Club. Heard of it.



50. And finally... Doesn't pick his nose and then fling the boogers at me!

Wouldn't have the energy.


I think your list is doable. Good luck!

30 out of 50, looks like I failed. Better luck next time (for both of us )

Mason-

Very Scary....