My Favorite Break-Up Lines
“My other Personality, Jennifer, doesn’t like you”
Only works if you can do it with a straight face… Hard to do, but not impossible, Trust Me! Most men wouldn’t even take a chance!
“A friend of my just told me she likes to give blow jobs, Ewww… Isn’t that disgusting?”
Brilliant! Perfect for the guy that you haven’t gone wild with!
“You have to respect a guy like (Hitler, the Unabomber, Osama Bin Laden or Stalin)”
This works well as long as, once again, do it with a straight face. Usually by being so offended he won’t want to be around any longer!
“I’m moving”
This one only works if you have no mutual friends, are ready to get a new unlisted phone number and are absolutely positive that you won’t bump into him.
“I’m a little confused about my sexual orientation”
This one works but there is a down side… If he’s really into the whole girl on girl action then he might be calling you all the time hoping for a chance or at least a story to go to bed to.
“Let’s get married”
As long as he’s not the type that would jump right into this kind of thing, he’ll be gone in no time!