Dating has never been my biggest strength. I go on plenty of dates, try a few on for size and always seem to find that they don’t have enough. It's so hard to know the difference between having unreasonable expectations and having perfectly reasonable ones that aren't being met because the guy is wrong for you. I think at my core, I know when it's not enough. I once dated a guy who lived in the city, loved going to the farmers market, hang out at the park next to Ghirardelli, people watch a...

Things I've Learned Being Single Food in the freezer has an expiration date for a reason. Dating Really Bites I can open a bottle of champagne by myself but all breakable objects are in extreme danger Scissors still do just magically disappear and/or just walk off You can clean up glass with a Shop-Vac in no time at all Peace alone is sometimes better than an accompanied Uproar That sometimes it's ok to have extra pieces left over after building furniture, most of t...

My Favorite Break-Up Lines “My other Personality, Jennifer, doesn’t like you” Only works if you can do it with a straight face… Hard to do, but not impossible, Trust Me! Most men wouldn’t even take a chance! “A friend of my just told me she likes to give blow jobs, Ewww… Isn’t that disgusting?” Brilliant! Perfect for the guy that you haven’t gone wild with! “You have to respect a guy like (Hitler, the Unabomber, Osama Bin Laden or Stalin)” This works well as long as, once ...

After a previous post, I got a reply saying I should make a detailed list of the qualities I am seeking in man. What I came up with is kind of shocking¦. Maybe I am a little on the picky side, Or just precise! 50 Things I want in a man 1. Common Sense 2. Intelligence 3. Sense of Humor 4. Will laugh at my stupid jokes 5. Opens doors 6. Likes to write 7. Have an opinion that's not mine 8. Drinks coffee 9. Can remember the punch line ...